What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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