Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
We're like a lot better than the average bears
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Randomize
