that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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