the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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