Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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