so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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