remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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