We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You ate ashes out of my bong
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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