Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize