I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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