My brain says no but my pants say off.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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