PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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