How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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