i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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