Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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