i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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