Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
what day is it and did you see me today?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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