i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
we should paint friendship bongs
PANTIES FOUND
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize