Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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