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I wish I only lived at night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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