so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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