Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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