You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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