Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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