Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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