It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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