Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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