I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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