Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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