Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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