she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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