If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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