Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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