HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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