When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You ruined the universe
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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