yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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