I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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