I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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