Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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This is my gift to your gina
A+ Viking dick
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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