he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I believe in your delicious
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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