U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
