Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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