Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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