I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Your penis caused this!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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