You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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