I want to make a zoo with you.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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