Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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