none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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