allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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