I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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