is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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