No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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