I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
