that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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