Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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