i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
