Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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